Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I have tasted many bathrooms
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
