Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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