The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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