I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
