Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
