you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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