Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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