No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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