Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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