real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's blow job season.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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