I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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