there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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