I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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