We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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