Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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