I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
