If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Randomize
