Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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