I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Randomize
