Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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