READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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