Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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