They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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