If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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