Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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