i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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