The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
