why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you had me at cake vodka
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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