we have pet lesbian snakes
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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