i just google imaged poop.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
