You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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