The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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