Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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