You can't motorboat a personality
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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