i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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