normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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