There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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