It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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