Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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