you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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