drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
