I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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