idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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