So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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