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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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