He is such a slut. More and more my type.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
