She is in my trunk
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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