My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
