When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
sex in a hospital.. check
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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