Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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