I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
