Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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