Have you finally orgasmed yet?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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