That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Randomize
