Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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