how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
